Darling I can tell were through
That leavin’ looks all over you
I’ll do anything no matter what you do
Call me if you need a fool
They just aren’t makin’ fools the way that they used to
They don’t come back for more the way I always do
So if you ever change your mind I’m not very hard to find
You can find me in the phone book under blue
Call me if you need a fool
Go and find another guy
And if he don’t believe your lies
You know who will swear every word is true
Call me if you need a fool
Girl it won’t cost you a dime
To break my heart just one last time
Call collect and I’ll just tell um put her through
Call me if you need a fool